Boston Marathon/the last 79 days of my life

• 26 miles feels longer when you’re stuck in traffic than when you’re running
• Don’t yell “MY QUADS ARE DESTROYED AND I JUST PEED MYSELF” to your friend at mile 19 of a marathon
• Rainy and cold marathons are rainy and cold
• Apparently people don’t know the difference between a 5K and a marathon
• Don’t feel bad if you eat half a gallon of ice cream in 24 hours
• But actually you should feel a little bad so maybe reevaluate your life
• WHAT IS HAPPENING IN LOST AND WHO ARE THE OTHERS
• I got an undergraduate summer research grant so my trip to Madagascar is free!!!!!
• Apparently I’ll be taking bucket showers/bathing in streams when I’m there though…?
• Sorority girls will reluctantly give you a ride back to your car if you happen to run 20 miles through the mountains in the opposite direction
• Sometimes you need to eat five Clif shot blocks at 7pm on a Wednesday night for no reason
• I’m not allowed to bring kidneys to sell on the black-market when I go to Madagascar
• Can I get a service dog for not being able to smell??
• I’m out of shampoo AND conditioner
• My computer still isn’t fixed
• HI MOM